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COD LIVER OIL AND ORANGE JUICE Well oot o' the East there came a hard man Oh-ho, a' the way frae Brigton? Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Well he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic Oh, VP and cider |VP is rum or sherry, I think Ah-ha, what a hell of a mixture Cod liver oil and the orange juice (spoken: Sex rears its ugly head...) Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais? Oh-ho, I'm lookin' fur a lumber |looking for a woman [1] Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice (spoken: Eyes up the talent, and lo and behold...) In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary, Oh, the flooer o' the Gorbals |flower Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice (spoken: Chats he up...) Aw noo Mary, are ye dancin'? "Oh no, it's just the way I'm staunin'" |standing Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice (spoken: Rebuffed!) Well then, Mary, yer one in a million, "Oh-ho, so's yer chances!" Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice (spoken: Rebuffed again!) Well then Mary, can I run ye hame? Oh-ho, I've got a pair of sandshoes, "A ha-ha, ye're hell of a funny!" Cod liver oil and the orange juice (spoken: Never say die. Sways aboot nonchalantly, picking his nails with a bayonet. An' he knocks her off...) Well, doon through the back-close, an' intae the dunny, |[2] Oh-ho, it wasnae fur the first time, |wasn't Ah-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice Then oot came her mammy - she was <b>...</b> |
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